the toilet bowl

so, yesterday morning opie and i got ourselves together and drove over to clemson for the game. you know........ THE GAME. i actually was more nervous about it this year than i usually am because so many people hyped up carolina's defense and the tigers have had such a rough year. however, i don't know why i ever question my tigers. they never let me down when it comes to the cocks. it was sooooooo cold and rainy but by the end of the day it was soooooooooooooo worth it. so, carolina turned the ball over 4 times and we intercepted at least 3 of those. our offense was on fire. our offensive line played decent for once and cullen managed not to throw any interceptions. yet, all the carolina fans are blaming their loss on smelley.

what game were they watching? yes, smelley royally sucked, but we played much better than they did as a whole and the score showed it. and actually the stupid SEC refs tried soooooooo hard to give the game to them it wasn't funny. and we still were able to whoop them even with the refs on their side. actually, it should've been another 63 point game for us if you wanna get technical. carolina fumbled twice, clemson recovered both (IN PLAIN SIGHT) even the announcers were appalled at the calls, but the refs gave the ball back to south carolina both times. we recovered those fumbles within the 30 yard line. we would have scored on both drives. then there was the 3rd down conversion where cullen clearly passed the first down marker. the ref gave him a terrible spot putting him right at the marker. and then they freakin reviewed it and said he wasn't close to the first down marker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are you kidding me?!? they tried so hard to give it to them. there's another drive we would have scored on. so, what's that now? 52 points. and then the touchdown pass to mckinley. okay now that was the biggest load of crap i've ever seen in my life. he was out of bounds and ran back in to catch the ball, which is completely illegal in football, yet even after review the refs called it a touchdown. there's 7 points they shouldn't have had.

so.............. all in all what i'm saying is south carolina fans should be happy they had the refs on their side and we didn't absolutely embarrass them again like we did a few years back 63-17. they're all crying about how smelley ruined their game. NO, YOU'RE WHOLE TEAM ruined your game. can you not all just admit for once that the TIGERS own you!?!? admit for once, that we were a better team. THIS YEAR WE WERE THE BETTER TEAM. even if smelley had a good game, we would have had a better one.

those extra 20 points that the refs took from us so that we didn't embarrass you so badly were clearly a gift. enjoy it and quit crying and remember the score could've been much much worse. spurrier even said it himself. the tigers were a better team yesterday. who knows... maybe next year. we'll be waiting.
65-37-4. OWNED!